Witty Profiles

You need the danger

Just to hear your heart beat

You need to die just

To find your identity

You need the knife just

To know that you can bleed

You need the pa
in now

Just to feel anything.






Shutting the door

To force your pet into

spending time with you.






   

     
   

     
        Strangers Friends

                                

        Ex's           Lovers


       

       

       

      






my super power:

hiding my feelinGS.

       


        i thought i was


        stronger than this.


       










I wish you could google anything...



Like "where the fuck is my phone?" and it would be like, "it's under the couch you dumb ass!"

one
day...

















    Hey its over.




  WTF?!?!?! Why? After 


all i did for you?! You  


ungreatful jack ass 






Whatever. Thats why i  


slepted with 3 of your  


bestfriends b*tch!




    I ment the movie.....




    Oh how was it?














   

       


            ]       
       


       


  Can I See Your Phone?


       


        One Second.

       

        *Delete,Delete,Delete*

        

        Here You Go.



       


       


       


   








HALF
 

OF

 

MY

 

ENERGY
 

WASTED

 

ON

 

RANDOM


 

KNOWLEDGE













    Google

   

    Google Search: [ the most awesome guy in the universe ]

    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]

Make Google my homepage



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Did You Mean: The one you're thinking about right now? ;)









today,





i saw a guy wearing a 



t-shirt that said



"WHO THE F U C K ARE YOU?




and why are you reading my 



chest?"






   

  

            Boy, your the reason why      
Waterproof mascara was invented.
       

   







today i was hit in the head

with a pepsi. thank god

it was a  soft  drink.









    A boy i





 crying

 




    While watching TV.

   

    Mom: What's wrong?

    Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!

    Mom: Aw, honey, it's ok. It's not real, he's still alive...

    Boy: I know, that's why I'm crying.


     

Lols.







Gata, mă apuc şi eu de meştegiuit cu haştemeleul. Vreau şi eu să fac aşaaa...>.<

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