Witty Profiles
You need the danger
Just to hear your heart beat
You need to die just
To find your identity
You need the knife just
To know that you can bleed
You need the pain now
Just to feel anything.
Shutting the door
To force your pet into
spending time with you.
Strangers → Friends
↑ ↓
Ex's ← Lovers
my super power:
hiding my feelinGS.
i thought i was
stronger than this.
I wish you could google anything...
Like "where the fuck is my phone?" and it would be like, "it's under the couch you dumb ass!"
one day...♥
Hey its over.
WTF?!?!?! Why? After
all i did for you?! You
ungreatful jack ass
Whatever. Thats why i
slepted with 3 of your
bestfriends b*tch!
I ment the movie.....
Oh how was it?
]
Can I See Your Phone?
One Second.
*Delete,Delete,Delete*
Here You Go.
HALF
OF
MY
ENERGY
WASTED
ON
RANDOM
KNOWLEDGE
Google
Google Search: [ the most awesome guy in the universe ]
[Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
Make Google my homepage
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©2011 - Privacy
Did You Mean: The one you're thinking about right now? ;)
today,
i saw a guy wearing a
t-shirt that said
"WHO THE F U C K ARE YOU?
and why are you reading my
chest?"
Boy, your the reason why
Waterproof mascara was invented.
today i was hit in the head
with a pepsi. thank god
it was a soft drink.
A boy is
crying
While watching TV.
Mom: What's wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mom: Aw, honey, it's ok. It's not real, he's still alive...
Boy: I know, that's why I'm crying.
Lols.♥
Gata, mă apuc şi eu de meştegiuit cu haştemeleul. Vreau şi eu să fac aşaaa...>.<
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