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Cute stories.
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1.
A guy had a crush on this girl and he followed her wherever she went. One day the girl noticed and asked the guy:
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
2.
The star of the football team has a blind dad who always comes to his games ,even though he can't see him play. One day, the dad gets sick and dies before the night of his son's big game. The team is expecting him to slack off, mourning the death of his father. But he played the best game he EVER had,making the winning touchdown &+ many amazing plays. The couch is amazed, so he asked:
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says:
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
The boy stares right at him, and says:
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
3.
A child says to his mom:"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick."
In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
"Please open your eyes," but it was too late.
His tiny heart had stopped beating.
When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said:
"I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
4.
Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effectsof the hurricane were, and she replied:
"Well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and says:
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
5.
When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.
6.
When I was in 3rd grade, a boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
There I was, studying in the library in college, when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since. Today I'm marrying him.
7.
Today I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks. I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana. She said no; she liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.I love this kid.
8.
Boy: Bitch!
Girl: Hah, I've been called worse.
Boy: Like?
Girl: Your girlfriend.
Boy: Bitch!
Girl: Hah, I've been called worse.
Boy: Like?
Girl: Your girlfriend.
9.
Year 2392Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time..."
10.
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
11.
I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things], then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
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